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Have the latest Skype download stats got you down? Worried that telco is caught in a deflationary death spiral? Cheer up and join the fun!

UPDATE: A valiant Dutch reader later wrote in to say that he took the dreaded BT aptitude quiz and got 10 correct answers out of a possible 9. (I have graphic evidence to support that this in fact was the result.) His observation - BT indeed needs help.