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People often ask me (actually, not that often), "James, what is the secret of your success, what is your personal philosophy of the world?" and I typically say something like, "Shit, I don't know," or "Sorry, did you say something just now?" That's probably one reason why I have never scaled the dizzy heights of the bulge bracket investment banking world. Now, thanks to this amazing video, I see the error of my ways - my CV is nine pages too short, and I haven't produced a video mission statement. I don't see why this guy is wasting time trying to get into UBS, he should go straight to cable!