Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle

Phrase used back in my native Tennessee, which has the dubious historical distinction of hosting the Scopes Trial (or the battle between evolution and anti-evolution). Anyway, I am often tempted to say this in mock-shock when I come across stories like this one. VoIP over wireless? A proliferation of wireless technologies fostering a breakdown of order in the mobile voice market? Damn, I'm gonna have to read this report. How much does it cost?