Unless you're either Puff Daddy or an employee of a City firm other than the one which employs me, you'll probably agree with me that this may be the most vulgar and distasteful output of the holiday press release season so far. Maybe Amazon UK's PR team would like to raise the tone by donating to the Farepak Relief Fund? (Some background for non-UK residents)
P.S. - that's right, not a single telco on the list, despite margins and cash flows most industries would kill for. And to make matters worse, the beleaguered savers have to call a premium rate phone number to find out just how badly they're going to get screwed.