Just because you're paranoid...

...doesn't mean people aren't out to get you, or so goes the saying, one of many common bits of "wacky" cubicle wisdom. My presentation to clients last week consisted of one Europe-specific section, and one global section dealing with the Attack from Cyberspace, and emerging telco strategies for dealing with it. Each time I presented this section I sat there thinking to myself, "This sounds completely demented - I know it's true, but I fully expect someone to tell me I've been smoking crack." Little did I know at the time that I was getting some of the best backup in the world. You couldn't make this stuff up, could you? I love the smell of napalm in the morning...