What's the Dutch for "my pipes"?

A mega-handful of uber-value readers has written in to point me to comments from KPN, putting another log on the smouldering EuroNetNeutrality fire. My Dutch is not very good, but I think "my pipes" is something like "belachelijk," and ISOC seems to agree with me. Then again, if the end game really is to re-monopolize access in its next generation incarnation, then who has the last laugh?