All I want for Christmas is my 200Mbps

Or should I say 100Mbps each way? That's precisely what subscribers of OnsNet Nuenen (which a Palladium Club mega-uber value reader told me last week is now at something like 93% market share within its footprint) are getting from Santa Claus, at no extra charge. Hopefully this is the Ghost of Christmas Future, though I'd urge UK residents not to hold their breath.